
I know you didn't believe me when I said I was ginormous but I really did become massive while carrying little Will. I suppose that's what should be expected when your baby is impressively close to half your height. So I decided to market this as the new diet trend to shed pounds and inches like magic in just one short week. How's this sound? No fancy equipment, no gym, no eating restrictions, just one lifetime commitment? Now I know your ready to enroll!!!!
Anyways, I still have a ways to go until I can wear my old clothes, but I thought the difference was pretty funny.